Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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