Kareoke will never be a sober sport
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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