She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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