doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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