Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You smell like stripper and shame
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
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I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
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I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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