you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I supernannyed him into submission
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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