she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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