Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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