i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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