At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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