I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Randomize
