Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
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