If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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