The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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