North Korea, Best Korea!
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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