Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
