walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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