It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
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