This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
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I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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