Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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