if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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