oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
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Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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