I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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