Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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