As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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