You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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