If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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