I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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