I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
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the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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