Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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