That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
