Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
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Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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