i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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