your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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