the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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