Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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