i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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