Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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