The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
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Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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