did you get engaged???
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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