these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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