sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
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I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
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Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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