so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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