You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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