so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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