Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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