Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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