Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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