you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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