Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
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I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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