its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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