Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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