Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
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When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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