Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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