New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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